The possibilities are endless with what you can buy off the world wide web. Many people do most, if not all of their shopping exclusively online. It’s not uncommon to even order all your groceries online, delivered to your door fresh, as if they just came from the store. With the rise of mega e-commerce website, offering just about anything, here’s a look at what you may not expect to purchase (or legally purchase) inside the thickness of the online shopping world.
Although, it’s unlikely you’ll be purchasing uranium anytime soon, online purchasing decisions do make you a target for cyber criminals–especially if you do have a lot of money to throw around, make extravagant purchases, or are visiting….less reputable sites or parts of the web.
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No, not a cheap plastic replica used as a prop in a school play. This is a real – used to have skin and flesh – human skull. Offered in a variety of human skull categories like “pathological”, “specialty”, and “fetus & child”. A perfect gift for that someone who seems like they already have it all. And your dog.
You can finally get revenge on the high school bully by purchasing a full tread, bulletproof, canon powered, military grade tank. Depending on the tank you want, you can purchase one at a similar price as you would a new car. Except a new car can’t disintegrate entire cities when you’re having a bad day.
If you want to win the science fair, and qualify to be in the FBI’s “watch list”, purchasing Uranium will likely help you out with that.
Uranium is mostly used by the military to power nuclear submarines and nuclear weapons. Also acts as a great butter substitute for your toast.
Electric bills? Nah. Just purchase a diesel generator online.
This is what your hometown power companies use for generating and distributing electricity throughout a neighborhood. Solar panels are for hippies, get your own diesel generator and make your father proud.
You can’t fool mother nature; or can you? Get yourself a nice 32 oz. jug of wolf urine and fend off all the pesky little critters from your camp area.
All you do is pour the urine around the circumference of the camp and let the scent take care of the rest. You can rest easy at night knowing your family’s lives are nestled in the reliability of bottled piss. And better yet, it’s organic!
Don’t look like a dweeby poser on the course. You can’t just swing a golf club willie-nillie without looking the part as well. Golf outfits are now an available option for those that find it frustrating, or even difficult to dress properly for the course.
These classy knickers look good enough even for a first date.
USB Pet Rock
Simply plug the USB cable into a free port and let the fun begin. The USB Pet Rock will instantly begin to work its magic and people will stop by and ask what your USB Pet Rock does.
Each time, you can make up a new story; for no matter what you say, it will be greater than the truth – because these USB Pet Rocks don’t do a dang thing. Except make you smile. And confuse your friends and coworkers, which will make you smile even more.
Rent a Celebrity
Have you ever wanted your very own, real life Oprah Winfrey? Well cars aren’t the only thing for rent anymore, kiddo. From Kid Rock to Jay Leno and everything in between, you can rent a celebrity for a day for private events like weddings, parties and more. And depending on the celebrity, you can fetch one for a small price of $25,000 per day to $350,000 dollars per hour.