I’m back to the grindstone after being in Vegas last week. Only lost part of my luggage this time. I didn’t lose any money gambling, but I did shell out some cash to have my tarot cards read. I’m sure they just tell you what you want to hear, but my cards showed that I’m going to get married in a year and a half, and that I’ll be a millionaire. My uncle teased that I should just marry a millionaire and kill two birds with one stone. To which, my grandma gave her words of wisdom (like I’ve mentioned before), “If you marry for riches, you get sons-of-a-bitches.”

Have you seen Sarah Silverman’s “I’m F*cking Matt Damon” on Jimmy Kimmel? Funny…
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And then there’s Jimmy’s rebuttal. Even funnier…
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Have a good weekend. I’m hoping to.