How many of you have given up your opportunity to go first when playing Cards Against Humanity because you didn’t want to admit to the last time you pooped? Everybody poops, yet nobody wants to talk about it. Me included.
And then “this unicorn changed the way I poop” or so this awesome video is titled…
I’m one of those people that can’t go #2 unless I’m at home. So if I’m traveling for six days, I seriously do not poop for six days. I don’t think it’s parcopresis (the fear of pooping in public); I just think my body is, well, a home body.
That was until I visited my friend, Lisa, in San Francisco. When I saw that she had a Squatty Potty in her bathroom, I immediately felt the need to test that thing out. And then I knew I needed my own Squatty Potty.
A couple weeks later, I met the media relations team for Squatty Potty at the ShareASale Think Tank conference in Chicago that offered to send me my very own toilet stool to personally review. It was fate.
They sent me the Tao Bamboo Adjustable Squatty Potty. This baby is handmade with 100% natural renewable bamboo and formaldehyde-free glues and resins, making it water and mold resistant. It has two available height settings (7″ and 9″), has a lifetime guarantee and looks pretty darn sharp.
And it tucks nicely under the toilet. In fact, all of the Squatty Potty models store neatly under ANY toilet.
One of my daughters, who shall remain nameless, at first said it looks like something old people use. I told her to not knock it until she tries it. She then said it didn’t work. I asked why? She said she couldn’t get her feet back that far! I laughed as I explained to her that one must pull the unit away from the base of the toilet to use it first. Now, she uses it religiously!
I have a feeling now everybody is going to want to poop when they visit my house! But, I got a super, duper exclusive offer for my friends and family. You don’t even have to pretend to like me to use it!
30% off + Free Shipping at SquattyPotty.com with Code: KIM30 (now expired, sorry)
Hurry, as this offer expires on June 19th. Order one for Dad for Father’s Day. Or order yourself one for proper toilet posture.
The Squatty Potty is a 100% natural solution for:
- Bladder Problems
- Colon Disease
- Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS)
- Pelvic Floor Issues
What are you still doing reading this? Order your Squatty Potty today! Or buy a Squatty Potty knock-off, although the best poop of your life is not guaranteed.