On my mom’s side of the family, we draw names every year to exchange presents. My mom received my uncle’s name who is very hard to buy for as he has expensive taste and buys whatever he needs.
She was excited this morning when she heard on the radio about a “gift for a man that has everything” (she is also very naive). So she called me to look it up on the internet. Kangaroo Scrotum Pouches. Yep, I died laughing as well.
So, I did my daughterly deed and looked them up. You can find them at KangarooScrotums.com. Obviously it is more of a gag gift. Hmmmm, now maybe my brother would appreciate one. If you really want one, they are even cheaper on eBay, and I’m sure the supply will outlive the demand.